Monday, November 14, 2005

Know It All

What should I teach myself today?
The psychology of coughing?
The secret ways of the shrew?
Why milk curdles in some kinds of tea?
How to keep my gums from receding?
Why Truman Capote wrote mostly on yellow paper?

I will pick one and become an expert
People will say:
There is the guy
That knows why we cough without having a cold
The guy
That knows the extreme metabolism of the shrew
He knows
Something about acid in fruit teas
How to stimulate gum growth
The guy
That knows
From some seedy secret source
Why Truman Capote did what he did

2 Comments:

Blogger Hahn House said...

s subject matter expert of nothing, that is what I am

10:35 AM  
Blogger DrD said...

Jeremy it was so awesome to read about the shrew metabolism - imagine, with nothing else to eat, the shrew will eat himself. As far as stimulating gum growth, just take care of the gums you have. Getting new ones, or, in reality, moving them from one place to another, is something you NEVER want to do!

11:11 PM  

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