Touchdown Dogs7 (life and times of spa salesmen)

Newman took his Hot Pocket out of the microwave.
"What is it with you and those things?" said Trav.
"Did I ever tell you about the date I brought here?"
"To the store?"
"Yeah," said Newman, taking a bite from the corner of the Hot Pocket.
"You brought a date to the shop?" said Trav.
"Yeah. We went and ate at Subway and then I brought her back here to go hot tubbing."
"Newman."
"What? We didn't do anything."
"Dude. Who are you dating that let you take them to Subway for a date?"
"You ever have the pizza sub there?"
"You came back here..."
"It was a bad idea. We came back here and were going to take a hot tub. I told her she could change in the bathroom and that I would change in the breakroom. So, I go into the break room with my towel and my shorts and I see the fridge and I get a little hungry."
"Bah! You just ate!"
"I was hungry. I put a Hot Pocket in and changed while it was cooking."
"You were nude in the break room?"
"Here is the worst part," said Newman.
"You already said the worst part."
"The worst part is that I was standing there in my trunks eating my Hot Pocket."
"No shirt?" said Trav.
"Just trunks. I was on the last bite, and there was this real nice piece of pepperoni. A big one, and I pulled it out with my mouth and some sauce dripped on my nipple."
"I hate you Newman."
"It was hotter than hell and I used my finger to get it off, and I was going, 'ahh ahh,' cause it hurt. My date was standing there watching."
"I hate you."