But Wait
In my sink sits a knife
Its edge dangerous as ever
And I recall what I have cut:
Every sort of vegetable
Every sort of fruit
And tomatoes
Potatoes
Chops
Rumps
Tofu once
Bread and cheese
A shirt tag
I have spread spread
But, I have yet
To cut a tin can in half.
posted by Jeremy at Friday, March 03, 2006
5 Comments:
Tofu.
Ha.
Go Green or Go Home.
Dude . . . don't try that. You'll cut yourself with that can. Or that knife. And yes, I have muttered the words, "I'd like to order the Ginsu knife set." Christmas 1999 for my mom.
Cut the can dude, makes a great catcher for your cigar ashes. Don't fear the can!
I loves me some Ginsu...
...and that is a great pic. Noice woik.
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